So my 9 year old computer tried to burn down my house 😅 rip https://t.co/L2KAyeEmJM

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I was wondering if we could get some new music @ frank ocean 😔… https://t.co/ICK6krCRRX

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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a… https://t.co/VL0805FeCr

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John retweeted
@ meme_messiah_

whats the white person version of wakanda

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@ GeorgesLaraque

I loved playing with Scary Gary! He’s the only man that can beat Chuck Norris with both arms on his back! Lol… https://t.co/OoJOmoZh4D

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@washingtonpost Huh? Your saying the white dude running for President, polling near the bottom is connecting with… https://t.co/a50bknYCev

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What if Chuck Norris ran for president, what would Putin do then?

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machinegunmaddie retweeted
@ mgkscandy

all i have to say is... truck norris interlude

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チャック・ノリスは中国の過剰な人口に対して責任がある。彼が北京で空手大会を主催したさい、その1,000マイル範囲内のすべての女性が瞬時に妊娠してしまった

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Jeremy K. Gover retweeted
@ JonBurton32

@jasonhawkfan @govertime Chuck Norris is afraid to fight Mikael Granlund

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Leo

@S_capereality i don’t live in texas. and i’m not chuck norris :(

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Corey retweeted
@ QuikTrip

Chuck Norris used to get hunger pangs. Thanks to the QT Snackle, hunger now gets Chuck Norris pangs.

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@ malaysiakini

@AzminAli @AnnuarMusa 1.00pm - The Conference of Rulers (Majlis Raja-Raja) appear to have ended, with some monarchs… https://t.co/rCgcZMwEvZ

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@steantro Chuck Norris kann sich eine Scheibe davon abschneiden!

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@ahls92 Norris or bust right? Ugh

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Lando Norris: «Nadie tendrá sus motores al máximo hasta Australia» https://t.co/UJDdVokacD https://t.co/HxE8Mb1wzG

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kallan retweeted
@ DRWAppreciate

Nicklas Lidström. Not much to say, really... - 4 Stanley Cups (1st Euro-born captain ever in '08) - 7 Norris Troph… https://t.co/ddj9JNs11M

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Zガンダム? カミーユ・ビダンという奴か

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@ MelGohCNA

According to speaker of parliament , there’s no notice for a special parliamentary sitting on March 2nd adding that… https://t.co/DRMGgdTxon

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CMcM 🌺🌸🌼 retweeted
@ GeorgesLaraque

I loved playing with Scary Gary! He’s the only man that can beat Chuck Norris with both arms on his back! Lol… https://t.co/OoJOmoZh4D

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Miss D retweeted
@ DRWAppreciate

Nicklas Lidström. Not much to say, really... - 4 Stanley Cups (1st Euro-born captain ever in '08) - 7 Norris Troph… https://t.co/ddj9JNs11M

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FrozenTools retweeted
@ DobberHockey

Ramblings: Letang’s dual season; Hudon and Norris recalled; Perron; Kempe – February 28 https://t.co/30WJp3EN2W https://t.co/MivdaYK2OE

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@alex_sammon @AndrewYang @MikeBloomberg Next you are going to post video of him giving interviews on...wait for it....FoxNews! 😱😱😱

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Chuck Norris plays soccer using the moon. That explains the craters.

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Bag-Man retweeted
@ Dimantro1

Call me Chuck Norris cuz I’m chucking my dick in yo pussy

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鬼灯はにらめっこで太陽に勝つ。

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@ AnnuarMusa

Relax Lid...rumah Tun dekat je https://t.co/cD4lqRi1K7

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🤷🏻‍♀️ retweeted
@ indianz

"You have an obligation to protect sacred sites. You have failed": Two weeks ago Assistant Secretary Tara Sweeney w… https://t.co/Opz86t5BHu

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Taylor🌻 retweeted
@ malerieherreraa

I’m still figuring my self out.. everyday I’m growing but I trust the process

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Ramblings: Letang’s dual season; Hudon and Norris recalled; Perron; Kempe – February 28: Bad news for Columbus forw… https://t.co/4aGXs9SsTw

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Ramblings: Letang’s dual season; Hudon and Norris recalled; Perron; Kempe – February 28 https://t.co/30WJp3EN2W https://t.co/MivdaYK2OE

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Taylor🌻 retweeted
@ humorandanimals

a turkey hug and two playful pups in one video (The Bloomin Barnyard FB) (thebloominbarnyard IG) https://t.co/IT3zNe6vof

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@25_norris @Borderlands *bloody

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@25_norris @Borderlands For the seasonal event? They said Maurice will open an area so that means we might be able… https://t.co/YjWfzxa7Va

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KitKat00 retweeted
@ MzspellDena

@stararies1 @AlaskaPrimrose @Turtlecat9 @Strong1Dee @RatesDaGoldfish @GiraffesInc @GeneralCattis @XenaBonina… https://t.co/ffn9Y0V6Ta

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Gypsy Oak retweeted
@ gypsyoak

The Black Aces. 15 Print Set: MUDCAT GRANT FERGIE JENKINS DON NEWCOMBE AL DOWNING VIDA BLUE DAVE STEWART DWIGHT G… https://t.co/3KVcGq9NLU

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Josh Norris is one hell of a player @TSNSimmer cheers brother

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@stararies1 @AlaskaPrimrose @Turtlecat9 @Strong1Dee @RatesDaGoldfish @GiraffesInc @GeneralCattis @XenaBonina… https://t.co/ffn9Y0V6Ta

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@ limeboiler

call me Cuck Norris the way i Fuck Your Wife To Death

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BunkerLabsCLT retweeted
@ TFXShelton

Great evening launching the @BunkerLabsCLT chapter in Charlotte. Will say this again....this town is on the move!… https://t.co/HGO0lZ2Ici

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Patricia Ann Horne retweeted
@ ChuckNorristhe1

My name is Chuck Norris, but everyone calls me Nora. That’s my brother Buddy in the background. We are new to Twitt… https://t.co/XN9RO0FWuy

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@AlexanderAigen @scottcwheeler And this is exactly why I’ve said for years that the league needs a Bobby Orr trophy… https://t.co/v9cFWnspzH

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Al retweeted
@ DRWAppreciate

Nicklas Lidström. Not much to say, really... - 4 Stanley Cups (1st Euro-born captain ever in '08) - 7 Norris Troph… https://t.co/ddj9JNs11M

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One-Finger-Salut retweeted
@ Horst_Hutzel

(In der Bahn ist ein kleiner Junge, der mir alte Chuck Norris Sprüche erzählt.) "Chuck Norris kann einen ganzen Wa… https://t.co/3yPaPhAHI0

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Kelly Kendall retweeted
@ RepRaulGrijalva

Chairman Norris of the Tohono O'odham Nation is right. The Trump Administration's destruction of sacred sites is eq… https://t.co/c0mJIspwTx

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Scarlet retweeted
@ limeboiler

call me Cuck Norris the way i Fuck Your Wife To Death

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zoimoder retweeted
@ limeboiler

call me Cuck Norris the way i Fuck Your Wife To Death

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Norris >>>> Verstappen e Leclerc https://t.co/TyfMbxsO1K

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dawn yosbxr retweeted
@ limeboiler

call me Cuck Norris the way i Fuck Your Wife To Death

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call me Cuck Norris the way i Fuck Your Wife To Death

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Check out Your Favorite Medium Plate by Norris Packer on @Kickstarter https://t.co/mE9rK3xRJx

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@ImpatientCatX1 @NatashaA0823 @rturner17 @VampireAngel_13 @jp_malone @spettypi If Chuck Norris turned into a vampir… https://t.co/SHZFaCFCd0

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TED HURLEY retweeted
@ ChuckNorristhe1

My name is Chuck Norris, but everyone calls me Nora. That’s my brother Buddy in the background. We are new to Twitt… https://t.co/XN9RO0FWuy

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Rachel Norris - Joy Pottery - Inspirational Pottery Bowl Dipping Set - 5 Piece https://t.co/IRnuRqZUYt

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@ syahirnomic

"Kita balik Rusila kejap", Ayah Chik buat keputusan. Ilmu, politik, politik, ilmu. Itulah dunia Ayah Chik.… https://t.co/qNMXTc1lNp

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Taylor🌻 retweeted
@ letsplaytac

u want me? apply pressure 🗣

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@ ChuckNorristhe1

My name is Chuck Norris, but everyone calls me Nora. That’s my brother Buddy in the background. We are new to Twitt… https://t.co/XN9RO0FWuy

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Kbarnes retweeted
@ RepRaulGrijalva

Chairman Norris of the Tohono O'odham Nation is right. The Trump Administration's destruction of sacred sites is eq… https://t.co/c0mJIspwTx

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Just discovered @MikeJudge’s Silicon Valley

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Yo, thinking be hard.

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The Bobby Ryan hat trick is, to me, the best Sens moment this season. In same game: -Brady continues to be a beas… https://t.co/tOaNzukK4E

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@ malaysiakini

Bersatu needs to decide on PM candidate between Dr M, Muhyiddin today - source https://t.co/jIfxh7ZWgN https://t.co/v0v5xDB59F

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@ NajibRazak

Can someone just come out and announce Hibah Tabung Haji for year 2019? It's already late. Many waiting for a litt… https://t.co/mNhs1ZuwQs

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@nrarmour She should be the new chuck norris. Like Simone bikes tears cure cancer. Etc.

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@ 501Awani

'Serah balik mandat pada rakyat!' - Pas gesa bubar Parlimen selesai kecelaruan politik https://t.co/C2tokU5ngt… https://t.co/i46QQ6t70e

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Get’m Get’m Straps! @getm_getm #Repost j2b_94 with @get_repost ・・・ Flow of hair 📷 by Christy Norris Photography… https://t.co/ZvBJnmHE5M

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when you and the boys get together @gabe_norris #bikesvscops https://t.co/VUpqnVb1ay

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@AristeguiOnline Y QUE DICEN QUE Q DICEN Q DIJERON mituter@s DDHH GREENPEACE VERDES ECOLOGISTAS ONG's AI etc callan… https://t.co/2bUcktxenG

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@SamMcCaig22 @citchmook Carlson has to be taking the Norris!

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@scottcwheeler Just last year, the leafs had a young top 5 pick dman put up a season very similar to what josi is d… https://t.co/vwnBf8ZOXN

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Pat retweeted
@ DRWAppreciate

Nicklas Lidström. Not much to say, really... - 4 Stanley Cups (1st Euro-born captain ever in '08) - 7 Norris Troph… https://t.co/ddj9JNs11M

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Terry Ortman retweeted
@ ChuckNorristhe1

My name is Chuck Norris, but everyone calls me Nora. That’s my brother Buddy in the background. We are new to Twitt… https://t.co/XN9RO0FWuy

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@AWills55 @Capitals PP or not, what about the defense? It’s very sad when Nick Jensen is playing better hockey th… https://t.co/LweqjFqKsY

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@scottcwheeler So josi would win the norris in toronto even though no toronto player has come close to winning any… https://t.co/iUMHkIRQSZ

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Taylor🌻 retweeted
@ 1des_

Idc about being the bad guy in someone’s story.. whatever help them sleep at night and make them leave me alone I’m perfectly fine lol

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#93 retweeted
@ landosnorisbook

imagine just being on a train travelling somewhere and being really bored and then both lando norris and carlos sai… https://t.co/PfrQDa9rtg

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Taylor🌻 retweeted
@ ashersmi

it’s a leap year so whatever you do on saturday won’t show up on snapchat memories for another 4 years so basically no rules no regrets

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@scottcwheeler The proper answer is: Borje is better than Josi and never came remotely close to even being considered for a Norris.

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@jasonhawkfan @govertime Chuck Norris is afraid to fight Mikael Granlund

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Mr. Novak retweeted
@ GeorgesLaraque

I loved playing with Scary Gary! He’s the only man that can beat Chuck Norris with both arms on his back! Lol… https://t.co/OoJOmoZh4D

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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

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Norris: Some areas haven’t progressed as I’d have liked https://t.co/XoPyofftm5 #autos #feedly

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Bobby Ryan reacting to news that Josh Norris is 20 is me every time I see a new good tweet from Sens twitter and se… https://t.co/Np3xBLeyTQ

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#93 retweeted
@ leclerin

@ lando norris https://t.co/x0lofJOqQM

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@ chacho_lml

Pretemporada Barcelona 2, día 2 am Vettel debuta en el tope de la clasificación (suave), seguido de Stroll a 0.277… https://t.co/oEHD7k1xR0

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@ TSNSimmer

Great night for Ryan, and looks good. Hogberg will be a #1. This Norris is one hell of a player. 70 to 80 point g… https://t.co/wX0n8CcOJi

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@tellmeulovememe the candy man says chuck norris in the mirror 5 times and is dead before the 2nd time saying his name.

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@AndrewYang what is your opinion on the large number of CEOs that have resigned in the past two months?

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@ToddFisMalach18 Steven Seagal should pull a Chuck Norris on them

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Chuck Norris doesn't sudo, the shell just knows it's him and does what it's told.

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@SEC_News The only thing Steven Seagal should be charged with, is being more badass than chuck Norris.

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Taylor🌻 retweeted
@ PFF_College

🔥6’4” 238 lbs. 🔥4.45 40-yard dash 🔥19 Bench press reps Chase Claypool is having a Combine. https://t.co/2ct4Q5hkdn

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#Leonard v #Norris 1991 .. #Boxing Notable Fights 😉🥊💥 https://t.co/DcSlWOSyCy

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norris retweeted
@ mas__piyuuu

Presiden Erdogan Mengutuk Keras 'Pembantaian' terhadap Muslim di India https://t.co/djDVLf9ZX2 https://t.co/QNF3PSNyB6

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@AlexanderAigen And I’m saying that if Josi played in a market like Toronto, Carlson wouldn’t win the Norris. But Josi doesn’t, so he won’t.

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@canuckforcup @biggestnuckfan i've heard of Peca, Balcers and Norris

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@Dom_2k Super processed food

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Late night DMC. https://t.co/H9vHG7KwiT

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@Urunderarrest https://t.co/oN6JgN98bu

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John retweeted
@ abgloh

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