So my 9 year old computer tried to burn down my house 😅 rip https://t.co/L2KAyeEmJM
I was wondering if we could get some new music @ frank ocean
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a… https://t.co/VL0805FeCr
whats the white person version of wakanda
I loved playing with Scary Gary! He’s the only man that can beat Chuck Norris with both arms on his back! Lol… https://t.co/OoJOmoZh4D
@washingtonpost Huh? Your saying the white dude running for President, polling near the bottom is connecting with… https://t.co/a50bknYCev
What if Chuck Norris ran for president, what would Putin do then?
all i have to say is...
truck norris interlude
@jasonhawkfan @govertime Chuck Norris is afraid to fight Mikael Granlund
@S_capereality i don’t live in texas. and i’m not chuck norris :(
Chuck Norris used to get hunger pangs. Thanks to the QT Snackle, hunger now gets Chuck Norris pangs.
@AzminAli @AnnuarMusa 1.00pm - The Conference of Rulers (Majlis Raja-Raja) appear to have ended, with some monarchs… https://t.co/rCgcZMwEvZ
@steantro Chuck Norris kann sich eine Scheibe davon abschneiden!
@ahls92 Norris or bust right? Ugh
Lando Norris: «Nadie tendrá sus motores al máximo hasta Australia» https://t.co/UJDdVokacD https://t.co/HxE8Mb1wzG
Nicklas Lidström. Not much to say, really...
- 4 Stanley Cups (1st Euro-born captain ever in '08)
- 7 Norris Troph… https://t.co/ddj9JNs11M
According to speaker of parliament , there’s no notice for a special parliamentary sitting on March 2nd adding that… https://t.co/DRMGgdTxon
Ramblings: Letang’s dual season; Hudon and Norris recalled; Perron; Kempe – February 28 https://t.co/30WJp3EN2W https://t.co/MivdaYK2OE
@alex_sammon @AndrewYang @MikeBloomberg Next you are going to post video of him giving interviews on...wait for it....FoxNews! 😱😱😱
Chuck Norris plays soccer using the moon. That explains the craters.
Call me Chuck Norris cuz I’m chucking my dick in yo pussy
Relax Lid...rumah Tun dekat je https://t.co/cD4lqRi1K7
"You have an obligation to protect sacred sites. You have failed": Two weeks ago Assistant Secretary Tara Sweeney w… https://t.co/Opz86t5BHu
I’m still figuring my self out.. everyday I’m growing but I trust the process
Ramblings: Letang’s dual season; Hudon and Norris recalled; Perron; Kempe – February 28: Bad news for Columbus forw… https://t.co/4aGXs9SsTw
a turkey hug and two playful pups in one video
(The Bloomin Barnyard FB)
(thebloominbarnyard IG) https://t.co/IT3zNe6vof
@25_norris @Borderlands *bloody
@25_norris @Borderlands For the seasonal event? They said Maurice will open an area so that means we might be able… https://t.co/YjWfzxa7Va
@stararies1 @AlaskaPrimrose @Turtlecat9 @Strong1Dee @RatesDaGoldfish @GiraffesInc @GeneralCattis @XenaBonina… https://t.co/ffn9Y0V6Ta
The Black Aces. 15 Print Set:
DWIGHT G… https://t.co/3KVcGq9NLU
Josh Norris is one hell of a player @TSNSimmer cheers brother
call me Cuck Norris the way i Fuck Your Wife To Death
Great evening launching the @BunkerLabsCLT chapter in Charlotte. Will say this again....this town is on the move!… https://t.co/HGO0lZ2Ici
My name is Chuck Norris, but everyone calls me Nora. That’s my brother Buddy in the background. We are new to Twitt… https://t.co/XN9RO0FWuy
@AlexanderAigen @scottcwheeler And this is exactly why I’ve said for years that the league needs a Bobby Orr trophy… https://t.co/v9cFWnspzH
(In der Bahn ist ein kleiner Junge, der mir alte Chuck Norris Sprüche erzählt.)
"Chuck Norris kann einen ganzen Wa… https://t.co/3yPaPhAHI0
Chairman Norris of the Tohono O'odham Nation is right. The Trump Administration's destruction of sacred sites is eq… https://t.co/c0mJIspwTx
Norris >>>> Verstappen e Leclerc https://t.co/TyfMbxsO1K
Check out Your Favorite Medium Plate by Norris Packer on @Kickstarter https://t.co/mE9rK3xRJx
@ImpatientCatX1 @NatashaA0823 @rturner17 @VampireAngel_13 @jp_malone @spettypi If Chuck Norris turned into a vampir… https://t.co/SHZFaCFCd0
Rachel Norris - Joy Pottery - Inspirational Pottery Bowl Dipping Set - 5 Piece
"Kita balik Rusila kejap", Ayah Chik buat keputusan.
Ilmu, politik, politik, ilmu. Itulah dunia Ayah Chik.… https://t.co/qNMXTc1lNp
u want me? apply pressure 🗣
Just discovered @MikeJudge’s Silicon Valley
Yo, thinking be hard.
The Bobby Ryan hat trick is, to me, the best Sens moment this season.
In same game:
-Brady continues to be a beas… https://t.co/tOaNzukK4E
Bersatu needs to decide on PM candidate between Dr M, Muhyiddin today - source https://t.co/jIfxh7ZWgN https://t.co/v0v5xDB59F
Can someone just come out and announce Hibah Tabung Haji for year 2019? It's already late.
Many waiting for a litt… https://t.co/mNhs1ZuwQs
@nrarmour She should be the new chuck norris. Like Simone bikes tears cure cancer. Etc.
'Serah balik mandat pada rakyat!' - Pas gesa bubar Parlimen selesai kecelaruan politik
Get’m Get’m Straps! @getm_getm
#Repost j2b_94 with @get_repost
Flow of hair
📷 by Christy Norris Photography… https://t.co/ZvBJnmHE5M
when you and the boys get together @gabe_norris
@AristeguiOnline Y QUE DICEN QUE Q DICEN Q DIJERON mituter@s DDHH GREENPEACE VERDES ECOLOGISTAS ONG's AI etc callan… https://t.co/2bUcktxenG
@SamMcCaig22 @citchmook Carlson has to be taking the Norris!
@scottcwheeler Just last year, the leafs had a young top 5 pick dman put up a season very similar to what josi is d… https://t.co/vwnBf8ZOXN
@AWills55 @Capitals PP or not, what about the defense?
It’s very sad when Nick Jensen is playing better hockey th… https://t.co/LweqjFqKsY
@scottcwheeler So josi would win the norris in toronto even though no toronto player has come close to winning any… https://t.co/iUMHkIRQSZ
Idc about being the bad guy in someone’s story.. whatever help them sleep at night and make them leave me alone I’m perfectly fine lol
imagine just being on a train travelling somewhere and being really bored and then both lando norris and carlos sai… https://t.co/PfrQDa9rtg
it’s a leap year so whatever you do on saturday won’t show up on snapchat memories for another 4 years so basically no rules no regrets
@scottcwheeler The proper answer is: Borje is better than Josi and never came remotely close to even being considered for a Norris.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
Norris: Some areas haven’t progressed as I’d have liked https://t.co/XoPyofftm5 #autos #feedly
Bobby Ryan reacting to news that Josh Norris is 20 is me every time I see a new good tweet from Sens twitter and se… https://t.co/Np3xBLeyTQ
@ lando norris https://t.co/x0lofJOqQM
Barcelona 2, día 2 am
Vettel debuta en el tope de la clasificación (suave), seguido de Stroll a 0.277… https://t.co/oEHD7k1xR0
Great night for Ryan, and looks good.
Hogberg will be a #1.
This Norris is one hell of a player. 70 to 80 point g… https://t.co/wX0n8CcOJi
@tellmeulovememe the candy man says chuck norris in the mirror 5 times and is dead before the 2nd time saying his name.
@AndrewYang what is your opinion on the large number of CEOs that have resigned in the past two months?
@ToddFisMalach18 Steven Seagal should pull a Chuck Norris on them
Chuck Norris doesn't sudo, the shell just knows it's him and does what it's told.
@SEC_News The only thing Steven Seagal should be charged with, is being more badass than chuck Norris.
🔥6’4” 238 lbs.
🔥4.45 40-yard dash
🔥19 Bench press reps
Chase Claypool is having a Combine.
#Leonard v #Norris 1991 ..
#Boxing Notable Fights 😉🥊💥 https://t.co/DcSlWOSyCy
Presiden Erdogan Mengutuk Keras 'Pembantaian' terhadap Muslim di India https://t.co/djDVLf9ZX2 https://t.co/QNF3PSNyB6
@AlexanderAigen And I’m saying that if Josi played in a market like Toronto, Carlson wouldn’t win the Norris. But Josi doesn’t, so he won’t.
@canuckforcup @biggestnuckfan i've heard of Peca, Balcers and Norris
@Dom_2k Super processed food
Late night DMC. https://t.co/H9vHG7KwiT