Chuck Norris dors avec sa lampe allumée. Ce n’est pas parce que il a peur du noir, c’est le noir qui a peur de lui.

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Kaylee Norris retweeted
@ champreborn

Why do people take kindness for weakness?

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鬼灯は結果と向き合う必要はないが、結果は鬼灯と向き合わなければならない。

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lembram qdo chuck norris era o unico meme existente

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L'ORA X retweeted
@ yattafunk

From left to right: Funkardo DiCaprio, Funk Norris, Funkester Stallone, Arnold Funkenegger! #yattafunk… https://t.co/A7OBgZ7cnD

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@Sailor_Moonica No promiscuous sex

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I’m pretty sure I’d have zero chance against Chuck Norris. Heck, I’d have barely a chance against Chuck Norris’ bea… https://t.co/27HpViKCS3

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💀💀💀the irony of Chuck Norris has always been hilarious to me. And yeah, I like marital arts movie but a rich white… https://t.co/9xLXzzIjVO

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Ip Man is EXCELLENT. And I’ll NEVER take Chuck Norris seriously. A cowboy that knows Karate? Cmon foo. I’m all for… https://t.co/JnGA02QKb1

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@dave_norris @HansZimmer @LaLaLandRecords Nick heard all four discs and saw and approved all of the art, but he nev… https://t.co/QF5dkW1mwV

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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life there.

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Marileyxa3 retweeted
@ Torf76

Duríssima pugna amb Audie Norris, però evidentment, Mickeal sempre al podi. https://t.co/yhAlfMUBY2

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Islanders nominated Ryan Suter for the James Norris Memorial Trophy

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jose luis retweeted
@ RecuerdosACB

2+1 de Audie Norris vs Abdul-Jabbar con los Portland Trail #Blazers 83/84. #Recuerdos_NBA: https://t.co/uTJgRGhJB8

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Chuck norris

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@ LaCenterHoops

Congrats to LC hoopers on Trico All League selections.. Hunter Ecklund -Trico Player of the Year Avery Seter - Tr… https://t.co/ILy89LOdpv

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I’m. So. Ready. For. My. Weekend. In. Dallas. 🙌🏼💋💄

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@KrzysztofBrejza Chuck Norris polskiej sceny politycznej w akcji zadaje .....Trzy pytania!!!!!!!!! Nie ma Pan lito… https://t.co/viF2OFqMTZ

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Chuck Norris Bad Assery! https://t.co/UIKGmpVazp

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There is a rumor going around that @JordanBo_3 fought Chuck Norris and won in the last 5 minutes.

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Chuck Norris? favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

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@EugeniodOrs_ Don @EugeniodOrs_ sus historietas cada vez van avanzando un pasito más hacia el deporte extremo. No… https://t.co/e2K3qT8gk0

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@IowaAwesome Rumor going around Jordan Bohannon fought Chuck Norris and survived

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Jordi Blanco Duch retweeted
@ RecuerdosACB

2+1 de Audie Norris vs Abdul-Jabbar con los Portland Trail #Blazers 83/84. #Recuerdos_NBA: https://t.co/uTJgRGhJB8

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@BarstoolUIowa @JordanBo_3 Rumor has it Bohannon roundhouse kicked Chuck Norris and Norris let it go

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チャック・ノリスは実際にIBMを所有している。それは実に敵対的な買収だった

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jordi gonzalez retweeted
@ RecuerdosACB

2+1 de Audie Norris vs Abdul-Jabbar con los Portland Trail #Blazers 83/84. #Recuerdos_NBA: https://t.co/uTJgRGhJB8

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Racing MKT Group retweeted
@ AlbertFabrega

El incendio en el box d McLaren se habría producido poco antes d terminar el filming day en una maniobra d repostaj… https://t.co/LVlN6un8EK

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Chuck Norris can piss into gale force winds.

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Zガンダム? カミーユ・ビダンという奴か

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Gwinyai Taruvinga retweeted
@ the_gregdavies

Capitec bank is the Chuck Norris of the JSE . Nobody can knock them down. #JSE https://t.co/OGqnJTgb6O

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@Devi_HQ even Chuck Norris is bang of her https://t.co/8bf4CM54BI

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Zalamero retweeted
@ the_gregdavies

Capitec bank is the Chuck Norris of the JSE . Nobody can knock them down. #JSE https://t.co/OGqnJTgb6O

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Thug Rose channels her inner Chuck Norris in new sponsorship announcement https://t.co/YLWnXcEtBD

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Jean Doobs retweeted
@ GregF1i

Sortie de piste de Lando Norris au volant de la McLaren, qu'il a plantée dans le bac à graviers #F1 https://t.co/xh2YtBKFPR

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bestraider® retweeted
@ LukeSmithF1

RED FLAG - Norris is off in the gravel! #F1 #F1Testing

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TBG SEM retweeted
@ FPLStatus

Price Falls! 💷 #FPL ⬇️ Alonso £6.4m ⬇️ Willian £7.1m ⬇️ Firmino £9.2m ⬇️ Shaqiri £6.9m ⬇️ Lamela £6.0m ⬇️ Norris £3.9m

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@LoveraCeles Norris? Ahre JAJAJAJA

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Juanma retweeted
@ RecuerdosACB

2+1 de Audie Norris vs Abdul-Jabbar con los Portland Trail #Blazers 83/84. #Recuerdos_NBA: https://t.co/uTJgRGhJB8

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Just saw some 2019 MacBook pro leaks...I Will be upgrading this year 😍

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Chuck Norris can make a hole in the sun with a snowball

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A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.

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@ TheTB5Reports

Boys be having the final game tweets in they drafts ready to go right afte the playoff loss!

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YoNoSoyTuPadre retweeted
@ AlbertFabrega

Todo apunta a q se podria tratar d una fuga d combustible. El fuego se ha apagado rápidamente. Los mecanicoa han si… https://t.co/T1icY3W1Mi

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YoNoSoyTuPadre retweeted
@ AlbertFabrega

El incendio en el box d McLaren se habría producido poco antes d terminar el filming day en una maniobra d repostaj… https://t.co/LVlN6un8EK

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Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

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@ NorthALStorms

Per Morgan County EMA and the Cullman County Weather Authority, Norris Mill Rd between Dove LN and TVA road is clos… https://t.co/UYO6go9Iib

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Chuck Norris is my hero. :D

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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

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Charles Christman retweeted
@ CheckpointXP

Here's your Esports Quick Hit with Norris (@greatlakernori)! Get the latest on the Overwatch League! #OWL2019… https://t.co/JciUZVcTk3

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Chuck Norris doesn't have to dial a one or a zero when calling long distance.

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bestraider® retweeted
@ MotorsportWeek

We have a red flag and it's for a McLaren, which means it must be Norris! 🔴 LIVE Updates & Timing ⬇️… https://t.co/0jPgPRHM39

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Ant retweeted
@ lil_vino_03

Read.

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Chuck Norris a le #droit de parler la #bouche pleine !

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#BlogTour #BookReview for The Baby Detective by Sarah Norris @annecater @Baby_Detective #BabyDetective… https://t.co/WPySQ3qUfh

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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

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Oroskimalo retweeted
@ SaharaReporters

BREAKING: Maiduguri Under Attack On Election Day As Seven Explosions Occur Within Ten Minutes | Sahara Reporters https://t.co/3VWHrBZkbr

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Chuck Norris' hand belongs to a sacred Indian tribe called Slapaho.

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@TellYourSonThis LMAOOO dude sent an e-threat, I’m shaking. Relax Chuck Norris it wasn’t that deep.

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bestraider® retweeted
@ autosport

First red flag of the day in #F1 testing as Norris puts the McLaren in the gravel. Follow @autosportlive updates he… https://t.co/w3dk43V3Te

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All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

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bestraider® retweeted
@ GregF1i

Sortie de piste de Lando Norris au volant de la McLaren, qu'il a plantée dans le bac à graviers #F1 https://t.co/xh2YtBKFPR

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Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

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Chuck Norris fait du lancer de lanceur de marteau. #chucknorris #blague #chuck #norris

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Tay retweeted
@ australiahdz

bLuRrY https://t.co/PWPn1zVioZ

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Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet

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@ CityGirl_SF

@michele_norris I found this poster on a building in the Mission District of San Francisco in December 2017. Grace… https://t.co/8ZyEYtl58U

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@AustinCarr115 Brothers mane

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@Shelby_Norris_ @skeLINAton I’m so down I would love some honestly !! Esp being from someone who knows them personally

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Chuck Norris um dia encontrou um jogador de Tron. Nunca mais um jogador de Tron ficou na frente de Chuck Norris

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The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

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The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

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Logan retweeted
@ _coryrichardson

[first date] her: i like nice guys me: [remembers girls like bad boys] shut the fuck up

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Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.

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Ashley Loucks retweeted
@ LaCenterHoops

Congrats to LC hoopers on Trico All League selections.. Hunter Ecklund -Trico Player of the Year Avery Seter - Tr… https://t.co/ILy89LOdpv

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Andrew Norris retweeted
@ EMinColorado

Typical Trump reasoning: Vilianize abortion and then undermine efforts that have created lowest need for abortion.… https://t.co/I5HqZN96Nc

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Jack Saitama retweeted
@ yourfavhates

Chuck Norris hates Maduro https://t.co/kXFH9PPhAc

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Tom Cruise tried to convert Chuck Norris to scientology. Afterwards, Katie Holmes got pregnant.

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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

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Kaylee Norris retweeted
@ sosadtoday

due to personal reasons i will be ignoring you

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@sosjorginho Trabalhei com um cara que você dava bom dia e ele respondia com piada do Chuck Norris. Uma vez ele dis… https://t.co/7x4iKB7Woj

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@ sosjorginho

LEMBRAM DE UMA ÉPOCA EM QUE ERA "ENGRAÇADO" FAZER PIADA DO CHUCK NORRIS?

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@I_dunthave_1 Sick ‘em boys https://t.co/hKSgqH8Xkh

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Big Daddy Kob retweeted
@ thecheckdown

Lamar asked @KingJames to put him in Space Jam. Let’s make it happen. 🔥🔥🔥 @Lj_era8 https://t.co/Eye9ciPaWP

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Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always. #tfb

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Ant

@lil_vino_03 Wait. Hell no, if I run 7 miles that should be the equivalent to 36 pool laps

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Hermione Norris https://t.co/rbK7WXGr3U

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LEMBRAM DE UMA ÉPOCA EM QUE ERA "ENGRAÇADO" FAZER PIADA DO CHUCK NORRIS?

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Kaylee Norris retweeted
@ hoIyfudge

you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and be like “I do not have fucking time for this shit”

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9/10 of the law is Chuck Norris.

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映画「エイリアンVSプレデター」は、元々「エイリアンvsプレデターvs鬼灯」で話が進んでいた。

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The celebrity 'Wheel of Fortune' was cancelled after Chuck Norris appeared- the wheel is still spinning and they can't get it to stop.

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Crystal Keri retweeted
@ DelanoMorgan

Niggas swear Jordan is better than Lebron because Jordan got more rings 🤦🏾‍♂️ I️ guess Norris cole is better than melo

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@JasonKirkSBN It’s between Chuck Norris and Charlemagne for me.... I’m going with a hard no.

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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

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So excited to see this show tomorrow night, produced by Aja Gianola-Norris! https://t.co/091Pk2EmKV

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Also it uses a Bowie song, so I mean....automatic win. #Lazarus

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THIS SHOW deals with the Cyborg daddy issues way better than the JL movie did.

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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words &quo… https://t.co/bcoPhiIXbC

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