Chuck Norris dors avec sa lampe allumée. Ce n’est pas parce que il a peur du noir, c’est le noir qui a peur de lui.
Why do people take kindness for weakness?
lembram qdo chuck norris era o unico meme existente
From left to right: Funkardo DiCaprio, Funk Norris, Funkester Stallone, Arnold Funkenegger!
@Sailor_Moonica No promiscuous sex
I’m pretty sure I’d have zero chance against Chuck Norris. Heck, I’d have barely a chance against Chuck Norris’ bea… https://t.co/27HpViKCS3
💀💀💀the irony of Chuck Norris has always been hilarious to me. And yeah, I like marital arts movie but a rich white… https://t.co/9xLXzzIjVO
Ip Man is EXCELLENT. And I’ll NEVER take Chuck Norris seriously. A cowboy that knows Karate? Cmon foo. I’m all for… https://t.co/JnGA02QKb1
@dave_norris @HansZimmer @LaLaLandRecords Nick heard all four discs and saw and approved all of the art, but he nev… https://t.co/QF5dkW1mwV
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life there.
Duríssima pugna amb Audie Norris, però evidentment, Mickeal sempre al podi. https://t.co/yhAlfMUBY2
Islanders nominated Ryan Suter for the James Norris Memorial Trophy
2+1 de Audie Norris vs Abdul-Jabbar con los Portland Trail #Blazers 83/84.
Congrats to LC hoopers on Trico All League selections..
Hunter Ecklund -Trico Player of the Year
Avery Seter - Tr… https://t.co/ILy89LOdpv
I’m. So. Ready. For. My. Weekend. In. Dallas. 🙌🏼💋💄
@KrzysztofBrejza Chuck Norris polskiej sceny politycznej w akcji zadaje .....Trzy pytania!!!!!!!!!
Nie ma Pan lito… https://t.co/viF2OFqMTZ
Chuck Norris Bad Assery! https://t.co/UIKGmpVazp
There is a rumor going around that @JordanBo_3 fought Chuck Norris and won in the last 5 minutes.
Chuck Norris? favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.
@EugeniodOrs_ Don @EugeniodOrs_ sus historietas cada vez van avanzando un pasito más hacia el deporte extremo.
@IowaAwesome Rumor going around Jordan Bohannon fought Chuck Norris and survived
@BarstoolUIowa @JordanBo_3 Rumor has it Bohannon roundhouse kicked Chuck Norris and Norris let it go
El incendio en el box d McLaren se habría producido poco antes d terminar el filming day en una maniobra d repostaj… https://t.co/LVlN6un8EK
Chuck Norris can piss into gale force winds.
Capitec bank is the Chuck Norris of the JSE . Nobody can knock them down. #JSE https://t.co/OGqnJTgb6O
@Devi_HQ even Chuck Norris is bang of her https://t.co/8bf4CM54BI
Thug Rose channels her inner Chuck Norris in new sponsorship announcement https://t.co/YLWnXcEtBD
Sortie de piste de Lando Norris au volant de la McLaren, qu'il a plantée dans le bac à graviers #F1 https://t.co/xh2YtBKFPR
RED FLAG - Norris is off in the gravel! #F1 #F1Testing
Price Falls! 💷 #FPL
⬇️ Alonso £6.4m
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⬇️ Firmino £9.2m
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⬇️ Lamela £6.0m
⬇️ Norris £3.9m
@LoveraCeles Norris? Ahre JAJAJAJA
Just saw some 2019 MacBook pro leaks...I Will be upgrading this year 😍
Chuck Norris can make a hole in the sun with a snowball
A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.
Boys be having the final game tweets in they drafts ready to go right afte the playoff loss!
Todo apunta a q se podria tratar d una fuga d combustible. El fuego se ha apagado rápidamente. Los mecanicoa han si… https://t.co/T1icY3W1Mi
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
Per Morgan County EMA and the Cullman County Weather Authority, Norris Mill Rd between Dove LN and TVA road is clos… https://t.co/UYO6go9Iib
Chuck Norris is my hero. :D
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.
Here's your Esports Quick Hit with Norris (@greatlakernori)! Get the latest on the Overwatch League! #OWL2019… https://t.co/JciUZVcTk3
Chuck Norris doesn't have to dial a one or a zero when calling long distance.
We have a red flag and it's for a McLaren, which means it must be Norris!
🔴 LIVE Updates & Timing ⬇️… https://t.co/0jPgPRHM39
Chuck Norris a le #droit de parler la #bouche pleine !
#BlogTour #BookReview for The Baby Detective by Sarah Norris @annecater @Baby_Detective #BabyDetective… https://t.co/WPySQ3qUfh
The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.
BREAKING: Maiduguri Under Attack On Election Day As Seven Explosions Occur Within Ten Minutes | Sahara Reporters https://t.co/3VWHrBZkbr
Chuck Norris' hand belongs to a sacred Indian tribe called Slapaho.
@TellYourSonThis LMAOOO dude sent an e-threat, I’m shaking. Relax Chuck Norris it wasn’t that deep.
First red flag of the day in #F1 testing as Norris puts the McLaren in the gravel. Follow @autosportlive updates he… https://t.co/w3dk43V3Te
All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.
Chuck Norris fait du lancer de lanceur de marteau.
#chucknorris #blague #chuck #norris
Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet
@michele_norris I found this poster on a building in the Mission District of San Francisco in December 2017. Grace… https://t.co/8ZyEYtl58U
@AustinCarr115 Brothers mane
@Shelby_Norris_ @skeLINAton I’m so down I would love some honestly !! Esp being from someone who knows them personally
Chuck Norris um dia encontrou um jogador de Tron.
Nunca mais um jogador de Tron ficou na frente de Chuck Norris
The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.
her: i like nice guys
me: [remembers girls like bad boys] shut the fuck up
Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.
Typical Trump reasoning: Vilianize abortion and then undermine efforts that have created lowest need for abortion.… https://t.co/I5HqZN96Nc
Chuck Norris hates Maduro https://t.co/kXFH9PPhAc
Tom Cruise tried to convert Chuck Norris to scientology. Afterwards, Katie Holmes got pregnant.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
due to personal reasons i will be ignoring you
@sosjorginho Trabalhei com um cara que você dava bom dia e ele respondia com piada do Chuck Norris. Uma vez ele dis… https://t.co/7x4iKB7Woj
LEMBRAM DE UMA ÉPOCA EM QUE ERA "ENGRAÇADO" FAZER PIADA DO CHUCK NORRIS?
@I_dunthave_1 Sick ‘em boys https://t.co/hKSgqH8Xkh
Lamar asked @KingJames to put him in Space Jam.
Let’s make it happen. 🔥🔥🔥 @Lj_era8 https://t.co/Eye9ciPaWP
Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always. #tfb
@lil_vino_03 Wait. Hell no, if I run 7 miles that should be the equivalent to 36 pool laps
Hermione Norris https://t.co/rbK7WXGr3U
you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and be like “I do not have fucking time for this shit”
9/10 of the law is Chuck Norris.
The celebrity 'Wheel of Fortune' was cancelled after Chuck Norris appeared- the wheel is still spinning and they can't get it to stop.
Niggas swear Jordan is better than Lebron because Jordan got more rings 🤦🏾♂️ I️ guess Norris cole is better than melo
@JasonKirkSBN It’s between Chuck Norris and Charlemagne for me.... I’m going with a hard no.
Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.
So excited to see this show tomorrow night, produced by Aja Gianola-Norris! https://t.co/091Pk2EmKV
Also it uses a Bowie song, so I mean....automatic win. #Lazarus
THIS SHOW deals with the Cyborg daddy issues way better than the JL movie did.
If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words &quo… https://t.co/bcoPhiIXbC